The Mountain of Greed

This mountain of coal is home to the greediest hooman of the 2024 Feeshmas Season. The true champion of greed. Winning more coal than any other during Feeshmas. Many attempted but the holder of this mountain is the most greedy person ever to exist in the year 2024. I’m sure they’re a fine person – but not 100% sure. Beware they may sabotage your entire life just for some black cinder.